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Q. What do you call 200 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A. Not enough lawyers
Mr. Smith was briefing his witness, Ms. Jones, before calling her to testify. "You must swear to tell the absolute truth," the lawyer instructed. "Do you understand?" "Yes, I'm to swear to tell the truth." "Have you any idea what will happen if you don't tell the truth?" Ms. Smith looked up. "I expect our side will win."
A lean award is better than a fat judgment. - Benjamin Franklin
A law firm is successful when it has more clients than partners. - Henny Youngman
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